FOUR BORINGS

 
 
FIONA

I will not think anyone boating knots
I will not make anyone boating knots
And will not make anyone voting arms
I will not make any more voting arms
I will not make any more going arms
I will not make a move going arms
I will not make a ongoing arms
Embargo management of ongoing arms
Embargo on ultimatum to the ongoing arms
And management of ongoing arms
Embargo on ultimately ongoing arms
Going on ultimately not going on something
I don’t make a ongoing arms going on
Ultimately not going on something
I don’t make anything coming is
Going on to make the ongoing arms
Going on to make a ongoing ongoing arms going on

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BRUCE

Oh automatically more boring Howard
I will not regularly more boring Howard
I will not venture me for Valerie Howard Howard
I will not venture for Valerie Howard Howard Howard
I will imagine that you were born Howard Howard Howard
I will hardly anything more boring orange colored collared
I will hardly anything more boring Howard Howard Howard Howard
I will allow you to Howard Howard Howard Howard
I will admit you are a coward Howard Howard
I will you and Howard Howard Howard Howard
I will hunt you down orange Howard Howard Howard
I will you are Howard Howard
I realize you are in Howard Howard Howard
I will live you are empowered Howard Howard
I will not take you to our Howard Howard Howard
I will hardly know if you are in Howard Howard Howard
I realize you are Howard Howard Howard

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DANIEL

I will not make any more boring dogs know
I will not make any more boring you know
I will not make any more boring of you
I will not make enabling you know you know
I will not like enabling you know you know
I will not bring enabling you know you know
I will not argue namely you know you know
I was not pregnant and lingering on you
I will not argue namely you know
I was not trying to enable you know you know
I will not argue namely you know
I will not argue namely you know
I will not find enabling any of you know
I will find you know you know
I will find you in handling Reno
I will hunt you know you know what
I don’t like any of you know you know

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VEENA

I will not make any more boring
I will not make any more boring
I will not make any more boring on
I will not maintain a Monday morning on
Every panel not made any money boring ongoing
I will not make a boring boring
I will not may have genuinely whoring hungering
And not may have genuinely boring boring,
Not me having enough money for a non-boring,
Not may have unknowingly pouring on glory now
And may have an unwavering on warning her
Not may have an ungrateful behind flooring,
Not really having an unbelievably long boring
May have been unbelievably long boring ha ha
Not really having fun and hung boring,
Not unreasonably long boring monotony
Have you done for me and I’m going on

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[Baldessaris Text, von den Stimmen der OS-X-Sprachausgabe (Fiona, Bruce, Daniel und Veena) auf Englisch vorgelesen, mit einem ansteigenden Echo versehen und von der Spracherkennungssoftware Dragon Dictace 3 verarbeitet.]

[Baldessari’s text, read by the voices of the OS X text-to-speech feature (Fiona, Bruce, Daniel und Veena), addition of an increasing echo, and processed with the speech recognition software Dragon Dictace 3.]